Yes, America, it has been a really crazy month again. July contained large, beautiful accounts and larger freakouts. We had the collective media breakdown about the cancellation of Stephen Colbert. Another about President Donald Trump who has died PBS and NPR DESPENNING. And then one about a jeans advertisement. More about all three below.
But strangely enough, two of the strangest stories came from the legal profession, including one with cats.
1 Catastrophic attack: On the left hate the army, even some of the best in the army. Their newest campaign is to Ground the blue angels. The Blue Angels, for the 12 people who have never heard of them, are acrobatic pilots who are an example of some of the best the army has to offer by performing the death of defending maneuvers that fly up to 18 centimeters apart. Eleven million Americans see the incredible flies of the Blue Angels every year.
Climate activists demand ending in the ‘Blue Angels’ airshow of the American Navy in Seattle
Leftistic climate wages cannot stand that. They conduct a campaign to stop the historic show, at least in their insane neck of the forest, complete with billboards. They even resort to Cat -Rechtszaken. Here is a bit of a ridiculous NBC news story: “The last days of a cat from Seattle were spent in ‘Terror’ because of viaducts by Blue Angels Fighter Pilots, before leaders of the squadron blocked the human mother of the cat on social media in an act of cowardly censorship,” she said in a lawsuit. ” NBC News says that the author of the court case, a Paralegal, moaned on Instagram last year about the kites: “Nobody gives an F — over your stupid small aircraft.” Except for 11 million people.
2. F-bombs in abundance: One of the freakouts of the month contained the embarrassing behavior of media liberals who were willing to let themselves be debit to keep himself in service, although his show lost tens of millions of dollars and was not funny. The worst of this came from his buddy and Former colleague Jon Stewart. Stewart mocked the network (which shares the same business owners as his own comedy center) because he did not try to save their late-night show and for “killing a show that you know he has arranged a fragile and vengeful president.” Half of the segment was classic Stewart with a certain degree of self -removing humor. Then he launched a song, complete with backup singers, who said the network, “Just go f — yourself.” Counting the singers who repeat his mantra had the segment at least 35 or so F-bombics. That is what comes on the left, they lose so badly that they can only do F-bomb such as children who have learned a naughty word. By the way, Jason Mewes did better.
3. Big Law Bites: The law is often described as swimming with the sharks. But leave it to a young employee Take that metaphor into action – like the shark from “Jaws.” A summer employee at the prestigious Sidley Austin lawyer office reportedly lost her job because of her eating habits. According to above the law: “A Biglaw Summer Associate Bit people at the company – with her teeth.” The site called her the “Biglaw Biter” after rejecting various other options, including “Associate Lecter.” The site reported that five people were bitten and with “a faux-quiry manic pixie dry girl crossed with the Donner party atmosphere.” Ah, the pleasures of teleworking.
Washington Post, NY Times columns insist that the cancellation of jacket is due to outdated classification, not to politics
4. Read history wrong: Those of us who love history find it difficult to reconcile the amazing things that historian Ken Burns reconcile, does with the absolute idiocy that he occasionally delivers. This month was no exception. He went on CBS to virtually defend the people who pay him: “I couldn’t make any of the films I did without being gone PBS. “Burns admitted that he does not believe that there is a bias in the network, which really questions every other analysis he has ever done. Then it came Killer -Citat:” It is the declaration of independence that applies to the communication world. “Yes, I wish it had done the same thing.
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5. In the bag: There are wallets and bags and then there is the Birkin. (You can almost hear the angelic choir in the background.) Birkin bags are in fashion accessory for the heavily filed set. You know, the kind of people who think that shopping at Tiffany is the middle class. (That’s a dating story.) For them there is the Almighty Birkin bag. There are videos devoted to and even songs. A hundred years from now on it will probably be eligible as a religion. This month the original Birkin bag of the deceased Jane Birkin sold at an auction … for $ 10 million. This was not unspoilt, because many owners of Birkin try to keep theirs. No, according to the post, “are scratches, surface wear and use signs on all sides.” But you know the old saying, if you have to ask how much, you can’t afford it. I’m not sure if I can afford to be in the same zip code.
Jane Birkin attends the “Jane Par Charlotte (Jane by Charlotte)” during the 74th annual Cannes Film Festival on 8 July 2021 in Cannes, France. (( (Stephane Cardinale – Corbis/Corbis)
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6. ‘Blue Jean Baby’: American Eagle unveiled a new advertisement for their jeans with sex symbol Sydney Sweeney as a spoke model. And it was WWII again all over again. In the advertisement, Sweeney pulls her jeans temptingly and lets the word play “genes” and “jeans”. The slogan of the campaign says: “Sydney Sweeney has great jeans.” The reaction was quickly and loosened, nagging that beautiful women are controversial and claim that it was all about ‘eugenica’. MSNBC claimed: “The American Eagle advertisement of Sydney Sweeney shows a cultural shift to whiteness.” Yahoo was claiming a piece: “I am surprised Sydney Sweeney’s American Eagle advertisements have been approved.” Some online commentators even won about her initials. This is the kind of reaction that you could never have done to find the internet.
7. Bowling for …: And talking about word play, Pittsburgh Area Naturalists kept naked bowling in July. Nude bowling – except shoes. (After all, you have to protect the integrity of the game.) According to WTRF from Pittsburgh, $ 30 has brought you four hours of bowling and shoes for you. The event was of course called ‘Balls Out Bowling’. The story included the important reservation: “Nudity is required with the exception that women can wear soils.” I feel sorry for the bad company that had to design the trophy.
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