I bet you thought rabbits were nice, normal, cuddly animals – except the Vorpal Bunny of the fame of “Monty Python”. It appears that we were all wrong. According to the Associated Press, there is a group of rabbits in Colorado with grotesque horny growths that look directly like a low-budget horror film. Hide your children, hide your women and dig your VHS copy from “Night of the Lepus.” This is a disturbing strange reality of rabbits that have become bad. It is what AP refers as a “mostly harmless” Shope Papillomavirus, which causes wart -like growths that protrude from their faces as metastasizing horns.
Nice and hugs that look like something from a Stephen King story is not “usually harmless” in my world. I love this rule from the head of the Washington Post about the story: “They are harmless, experts say.” Experts probably also ran away, so I would not trust their opinion.
A rabbit in Colorado depicted with signs of the papilloma virus (CRPV) or Shope papilloma virus. The virus infects rabbits and causes keratin -free carcinomas, usually on or near the animal’s head. (Education Images/Universal Images Group via Getty Images)
It is understandable that the rabbits have earned the right nicknames: “Frankenstein Bunnies,” “Demon Rabbits” and “Zombie Rabbits.” Perhaps the virus or bug is also the cause of the myth of rabbits known as Jackalopes. Or maybe they are behind the whole case. In the meantime I will continue to call myself Bugs Bunnies.
Wild rabbits spotted with strange ‘horny’ growths that sprout out of their heads
2. Don’t say that! For the geezers among us (Ahem!), We remember when strict parents threaten to wash our mouths out with soap if we used bad words. According to Poloo, the Democratic National Committee (DNC) is a step away from setting up that poor word policy.
The left -wing political site wrote a piece about a new memo with 45 words and sentences that party members should not say. It went under the head: “The” awake “words should cut Democrats out of their vocabulary.” This, after years of making the same stupid conditions too popular.
The Democratic Party will soon offer vocabulary guidelines in an attempt to speak with potential voters such as “normal” people. (Jakub Porzycki/Nurphoto via Getty images)
The list reads like a bingo card for people who see a democratic convention. Here are the highlights: “Privilege … trigger … Microaggression … Body shivers … Cultural appropriation … The unmarried … Birth person … Cisgender … Lgbtqia+.” There are almost as bad, but you get the idea.
Matt Bennett, Executive Vice President of Public Affairs from Third Way, said they are trying to “let Democrats talk like normal people.” Note: He said no action or acted as ‘normal people’. He just wants them to talk that way.
Democrats insisted on dumping ‘privilege’ ” Latinx ‘and dozens of other terms’ alienating’ voters away
National political correspondent Adam Wren added: “It is worth mentioning that in certain parts of the country many people, especially now, now talk in this language and use the sentences that recommend the third way.” Of course he did not succeed that Poloo is one of those places.
3. Travis and Taylor: I would leave if I skipped the greatest worldwide stories of our time. No, not the middle -east, Ukraine or China. I am talking about the engagement of pop superster Taylor Swift and Super Bowl-winning NFL Tight End of Travis Kelce. Leave it to the Washington Post to provide a ridiculous commentary in a clickQuest. They carried out this headline: “Has Travis introduced Taylor on the wrong knee? We went to the experts.” Exactly what the happy pair “knead”.
Readers know that I am not a chief fan, but come on. The man sat down on one knee and suggested his love. Silence on the rest. The article added: “Some commentators in the eagle (and we will not lie, a few post-journalists) were quick that Kelce dropped on his right knee instead of his left, causing etiquette criticism.” He is 35 and has 12 NFL seasons under his belt. He is probably happy that at least one of his knees is still bending.
District of Chaos: Fair residents of the Washington, DC, Area (yes, that asks a lot) admit that the district has been a disaster area for decades. We had the crack epidemic, mayor Marion Barry, Carjackings and more. Finally someone does something about it – that guy at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., also in the same district. And on the left is not possible. They shout, they stamp their feet … they ask for the state. Yes, you read that well.
Armed National Guard -members patrolled near the American Capitol while the security is attacked after President Trump’s deployment. (Getty Images/Tasos Katopodis)
The people of the nation have just placed a piece that he received: “DC Statehood: now, more than ever.” Author John Nichols criticized Republicans and stated: “Democrats must make it clear that – as part of the broader voting rights Renaissance that the Trump must follow – DC Statehood will surpass their agenda.” Reward DC for decades of incompetence is certainly a party platform. Maybe a Frat party, because it means drinking a lot.
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Slightly too late: The expression “better late than never” finally met his perfect test case. A family member has just sent a library book back to the public library of San Antonio. The book, “Your child, his family and friends”, was checked out in July 1943. That is around the time of the Allied invasion of Sicily – only 82 years ago. And longer, with a few years, than the median life expectancy. In other words, almost everyone who lived at that time is not now.
A book checked out in 1943 from the San Antonio library was returned in June 2025. (San Antonio Library)
The borrowed handbook is written by marriage and family consultant Frances Bruce Strain. A family member contained a note, according to AP: “The book must have been borrowed by my grandmother, Maria del Socorro Aldrete Flores (Cortez). In that year she went to Mexico City to work at the American embassy. She must have taken the book with her and about 82 years later, in my possession.” That library fine can probably pay off the national debt.
Even more creepy: Former CNN anchor Jim Acosta managed an item that is more disturbing than horned rabbits. Acosta, in a desperate search for attention, interviewed a computer-programmed avatar of deceased teen Joaquin Oliver. It was all part of an attempt to push weapons control on an easily duped audience. Given the rise of AI in recent months, we can expect a fixed diet of computer programs that claim to represent real people. In short, the worst Holodeck experience in “Star Trek” in combination with Lefty Scolds such as Acosta. Max headroom, here we come.
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Hot dog! Usually, when you hear that expression, it is one of excitement. Or maybe someone saw Joey “Jaws” Chestnut, who won his 17th Nathan’s famous International Hotdog row by falling 70.5 hot dogs and sandwiches. Not this time.
Rescue teams clean up a truck load hot dogs on Friday, August 1, 2025, spilled from a tractor trailer, along the Interstate 83 in Shrewsbury, PA. (Shrewsbury Volunteer Fire Company via AP)
To the annoyance of all hot-dog-eating Americans, the AP reported that “a truck load hot dogs about a Pennsylvania interstate” spilled to start the month. Authorities had to turn to a front-end charger to scoop up the smooth dogs.
I think that “front-end loader” should be the new nickname of Chestnut. They certainly needed his skills – together with a mustard car.
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